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KISS

Only the greatest fucking rock n roll band on the planet, they had the best rock n roll shows known to man including fire breathing drinking blood smoke bombs pyros and guitar smashing,dome people think that the name stands for knights in satans service and those people are fucking stupid.
you wanted the best and you got it the hottest band in the world KISS
by KISS FAN March 27, 2005
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kissing

What a girl makes you do before she'll let you have sexual intercourse with her.
"Can we get the kissing over with?"
by Thomas Sartorius April 7, 2008
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Kiss This

An invitation to perform the subservient act of placing one's lips on the genitalia or anus of the person offerring the taunt.

This may be accompanied by the protruding middle finger, a pelvic thrust, a cock shake, a presentation of one's derriere, a full moon or most commonly a smiling sneer and crotch grab.
"You think you're so touph? will you can Kiss This" or

You thought your fantasy football team can whip mine? Now you can Kiss This!".

In both instances appropriate body language conveys the intended , other than romantic connotations of the phrase.
by Woody67 July 19, 2011
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kiss

The docking of food holes for fluid exchange and abrasive oral stimuli. Occasionally, the taste antennae enter the food chute of the other subject (This is still under observation). Causes minor hysteria. Kissing can be done with any orifice, or on your hand. Also, used by human men to get sex (see fucking).
by Tranced July 12, 2006
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kissing

An act that takes place in many situations. The two people can have feelings for each other, they may have only just met, or it can be for a dare at a party.
John: I dare you to kiss Kylie
Eric: Okay *kisses kylie*
*John watches Eric kissing kylie to make sure the dare is carried out*
by Armoured Bear February 26, 2008
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KISS

Keep It Simple, Stupid
What you say when you are in a mediocre restaurant, and the person you are with wants to order something very complicated. The theory is that while the restaurant probably does pretty well with simple things, if you try to go beyond their range (even if the entree is on the menu, and looks appealing), you will realize that you're not at the Ritz-- you're at the 99.
person1: So, what are you going to order?
person2: I think I'll have the penne pasta with the white wine sauce, roasted cherry tomatos, asparagus, and broccoli. And for dessert, creme brulee. That sounds good, doesn't it? What are you having?
person1: A burger with fries. KISS.
by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005
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KISS

One of the most terrible bands to ever walk the face of this earth. Somehow, they are "worshipped" by millions. They are not that great, and I would rather be "Hit" in the face than listen to one of their so-called "hits".
Gene Simmons of KISS is one ugly bastard with a 7-foot tongue.
by NKU Student March 29, 2005
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