kirsten

the butt hole who always will have a purple phone case and has dark hair with dark eyes!

wow kirsten is sitting right next to me!!!

by theguysittingnexttoyou February 5, 2020

Kirstened

The act of getting so drunk that you make the decision to let multiple random men penetrate you.

Girl 1: I don't remember what I did last night. I was so drunk.

Girl 2: How do you not remember getting Kirstened last night by those 5 guys from the bar?

Girl 1: Oh know, not again.

by bigbbbad2 November 13, 2011

Kirstening

The act of a couple in love going very well until it finally stops. Because the girl has been with the boyfriend's best friend for a bit and has been keeping it "Blackmailingly" secret.

While Kirstening their relationship I realised i'm a cunt!

by Wittlebee November 19, 2010

kirsten

Kirstens are evil little blonde things, they are attracted to men who are generally taken, but being a slut means they are happy with anything with a dick. They love to be homewreckers, they are generally paranoid and will act very childishly if crossed or they do not get their own way. Beware they are cronic back stabbers. They are very selfish and treat their loved ones horribly.

A Kirsten is always desperate for sex, but they are known to contract STI's... so beware boys. Get checked or wrap it up!

Boy: Man that kirsten keeps inviting me over to her house for sex?
Girl: Make sure you wrap it up, I've heard she's got something

by KateB123 December 11, 2010

kirsten

Kirsten is someone who cares a lot about their friends, they are extremely generous and a bit flirty. They are attractive but has low self-esteem at times but they have soo much love to give but somehow always end up with the reddest of flags ever, and they are definitely a person who is super forgiving to the point that its too much, third chance, fifth chance and they will not stop unless someone else stops them. Hates confrontations. They have trust issues because of something that happened in the past. Dosent like when people get out of place and will always try and put your name in a conversation.

Wow, kirsten is soo cool

by onces4leni March 8, 2022

kirsten

a name created off of the corect name kiersten which is pronounced k-ear-stin. kirsten is prononounced ker-stin.
most i have met are not good looking. and very bitchy.

kirsten basco is a complete bitch who is not attractive

by kiersten44 August 22, 2009

kirsten

bitch ass hoe in middle school who tries hard for boys and thinks she has an ass but is actually just flat. also tries to have a cute laugh and ends up just looking like she's sneering. super self obsessed.

damn kirsten is an easy tryhard

by lalaland20172016 July 25, 2017