Kirsten

A fat ugly bitch that never stops complaining

Guy 1 : "I met this girl named Kirsten"
Guy 2 : "Is she fat, ugly, and never stops complaining"
Guy 1 : "All of the above"
Guy 2 :"Does she know your address"
Guy 1 : " Yes"
Guy 2 : May God be with you"

by Handle43215 September 14, 2015

Kirsten

A ugly person and that is a retard and thinks they are smart but they really are not. They also use not trusted websites to search up information

Me: hey have u seen Kirsten
Person: that retard looking person and that is fat
Me:yeah that’s her I want to punch her

by 9_inch_penis69420 October 30, 2019

kirsten

not the best person.. actually one of the worst!

"ew its kirsten"

by happychap99 June 14, 2018

Kirsten

Kirsten is literally the worst person ever and tries to be funny although managing to never have current jokes. Tries to joke around but replaces funny with annoying. She sucks stay away from her or she’ll never leave you alone.

Kirsten sucks wtf

by Duktective October 15, 2019

Kirsten

someone who has a pick me cat

ur such a kirsten

by ihatekirsten July 31, 2021

kirsten

Kirstens are very smart girls who are usually in relationships with Xachs even though they can do much better kirstens only stay with xachs to make them feel good about themselves

hey did u see that kirsten? i bet she got a 100% in that test

by Unknown T1ko January 20, 2022

Kirsten

Kirsten is an amazing girl that only gets to date dane the duck and gets to do the nasty only on Sundays the most holy day of the week she is bad af ngl

look it’s a baddie

Must be Kirsten

by daddy Dane February 19, 2022