A fucking fat ass that likes to bang women in his nuclear missile base. He likes to smoke his weed with his 10 hot fucking sexy babes in the bathroom banging them all at once. After that he blows everywhere and makes the women lick it up and then all the white stuff goes all over the face and tounge. It feels so good
by IlikeBangingBigBlackMenCum November 15, 2023
Get the Kim Jong unmug. A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.
okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.
"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear
okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.
"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear
by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024
Get the Kim Jong Unmug. 
by ΒΑΣΙΛΕΥΣ ΡΟΒΕΡΤΟΣ ΕΛΛΗΝΩΝ August 7, 2020
Get the Kim Jong Unmug. A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.
I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un
by Juche Life June 5, 2017
Get the The Kim Jong Unmug. Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards
by Joseph P. Mama March 6, 2024
Get the Kim Jong Unmug. Oh please, if Kim Jong-un had fed his country well enough then this definition wouldn't have been written right now.
by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023
Get the Kim Jong-unmug.