Kidney Ex

An Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend who still has your kidney in them because you donated it to them.

“Should I leak my kidney ex’s address?”

by Toenail.Clippers November 11, 2022

kidney punch

A kidney punch is when you yell "Kidney punch!" and then punch someone anywhere except the kidney.

Kyle:"Kidney punch!"
Phil:"Owwww! Why did you punch my arm... Kidney punch!"
Kyle:"You don't punch in the kidney you idiot... Kidney punch!"

by Emblazin April 20, 2009

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Steak and kidney hangout

Usually defined as a female's genitals, with which a small portion of it hangs on the outside. Not a particularly attractive sight, nevertheless occurs on some women.

That girl had a really bad steak and kidney hangout.

by darthdanny November 3, 2010

kidney krunch

Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.

'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'

by analapplecore May 2, 2006

Kidney Thieves

An aswome band with songs like "Before I'm dead" and "Black Bullet" which have been featured in the best movie ever QUEEN OF THE DAMNED

Kidney Thieves sings "It reminds me of what to do before I'm dead"

by razor sharp August 10, 2006

anal kidney punch

practicly the same as a donkey punch except in the kidneys

I was anal kidney punch ing her. so we both came together. anal kidney punching equals love!

by MaGiK84 June 30, 2006