Keeling

To describe normally a great keeper and has lots of theatrics when he is in goal. The Manuel Neuer of school football

This guy is a Keeling. Top level keeper

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019

Wendy keeling

A woman who is very experienced and has a chewbacca liked husband who shags dustbins for fun

Wendy is a top donny with tits bigger than my future

Wow Wendy keeling is so nice

by Connor blakely September 11, 2018

You feel me or you keel me

A way of saying, someone is either to agree/understand with you, or might as well kill you.

Gurt: Yo
Plait: Yo do u see that fine shyt over there, she bad as hell. You feel me or you keel me?
Gurt: Sybau

by FreeFalestin June 1, 2025

Keel

“Keel” A way to say slowly falling, or slumping. Mostly used to refer to someone/something that has recently died.

By the look of it he just… keeled over. Poor fellow.

by Bigsmellycunt December 21, 2022

Do The Liam Keel

Very VIGOROUS, FAST, and ANGRY sex with a boy on boy or boy on girl but the catch is you're not in love with them because it's transactional sex made famous by Liam Keel's rough sex fantasies and it's practically you both fighting while jumping and thrusting to make the other cum first.

I'm stoked to Do The Liam Keel with my best friend's sister's best friend. Loser who cums first buys the meal after... I've been training with edging for longer...

by Liams Bank July 2, 2025

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

Evil Keel

The most violent despicable evil specimen of human nature to ever walk the Earth.Avoid at all costs. His power surges from bathing in the blood of his victims

"Watch out! It's Evil Keel coming out of the bubble bath!"

by Sebabble September 22, 2025