keegan

Lactating crack sissy who fucked over half the universe with his dick

nigga 1: oh fuck it’s keegan
nigga 2: fuck everyone run

by cheeze30 January 14, 2019

keegan

the greatest guy in the world who has fluffy brown hair and freckles but you don't have his number and he has no socials and hes a foot shorter than you

me: i LOVE Keegan

everyone: ew he's short and plus fortnite wtf

by agirlinlovewithkeegan June 30, 2022

keegan

Keegan is a human being that does normal things

me: "yo Keegan"
Keegan: "E"

by billybobjoepo October 21, 2020

keegan

that guy who acts straight but isnt

you are such a keegan

by blufftonmyron February 01, 2018

keegan

when u slap a chick in the face with ur boner

dude i just keeganed her last night

by ripper542 August 09, 2008

keegan

A huge, floppy, wierd-shapen and overly hairy penis.

Well dude, your dick may be bigger than mine, but at least I don't have a keegan.

by Johnny June 05, 2006

keegan

adjective (kee-gahn)
1. To be whipped so severely that anyone can tell you to do anything, and you will do it without hesitation

Girl: Bend over and shove this cucumber covered in melted kit-kat up your ass while reciting the german alphabet backwards.
Guy 1: (Complies)
Guy 2: Man, that guy is keegan'd.

by Rokrin October 06, 2008