Kale penis

It is what your penis smells like after you pull out of a vegan. Because she doesn't want your protein injection.

He finished his orgasm and pulled out and his vegan girl loved to smell his kale penis!

by Jilaman September 25, 2020

Lynsey kale

Lynsey kale is in the full time stoner industry, she gave birth to the pot head that is the big nig, she is also batshit crazy and abit bipolar. She will box you out and scrap your Nan (only if she deserves it) she just don’t give a fuck about who you are, but if your not a stoner you will be unfriended. Don’t mess with Lynsey kale or she will roast your nans business on Facebook cos your a scamming little cunt

Lynsey kale doesn't give a fuck who you are, she will throw hands at your neighbours daughters cats grandad.

by Seshheadsesh2345 October 8, 2020

kale salad

marijuana, weed, kush

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"

by arden69420 February 16, 2017

Kinky Kale

It's a smoothie at boost juice

Although it is also a name for someone that likes a bit of sass

That's some Kinky Kale

by JE AND TI September 1, 2016

Busty-_-Kale

A true hero, the leader of the friend group. he is the griddy master, the chosen one

I like People that are named Busty-_-Kale

by Donkn8r October 24, 2022

Twitter Kale

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans

-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."

by Big_Trouty July 13, 2016

Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016