Kale moment

This occurs when you have less brain cells then teeth.

Chance of this rare occurrence is as getting a virtual item (Knife) in a videogame CS:GO.
This usually happens in the Balkans.

A few examples of sentences that can cause the "Kale moment"
"Sivo nebo, buda te jebo"

"Nije ti lako, popij Sinalco"

"Kurac"

"To su pederi, pederi, jebite se sami"

"Nisam ja peder, ja sam čovjek"

"IJAAAAAAAI što ima veliki kurac"

by gospodinJebach May 02, 2021

Kale Jail

Being on a strenuous diet, a term originally coined by accomplished MMA fighter Lucas Rosa

Man, I'm going to be in kale jail until I get my summer body back!

by The ultimate definor 3 June 30, 2023

kale salad

marijuana, weed, kush

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"

by arden69420 February 16, 2017

Kinky Kale

It's a smoothie at boost juice

Although it is also a name for someone that likes a bit of sass

That's some Kinky Kale

by JE AND TI September 01, 2016

Oh kale no

A phrase coined by the notes Jillian Owens. One will use this phrase in situations of flabbergastment.

Jenny took my seat on the bus, “Oh kale no!”

by The Jill November 21, 2018

Kale Juice

A phrase used to trick someone into saying “kill jews” in a similar manner as something such as “Nick Gurrs”

Did you hear? I tricked that OddKast moron yesterday into saying kill Jews by following him with my account named “Kale Juice”

by returnoftheaxis October 01, 2021

Kale Daddy

Like a sugar daddy but YOU pay the kale daddy to be your daddy.

My kale daddy asked me to send a pic of me covered in salad leaves

by Nova the Nov August 18, 2018