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kablamoplasty

Changing the appearance of your bitch's face by shooting large amounts of Jism onto her facial features.
"Call me Dr. Jism, because I gave that ho last night kablamoplasty!"
by Julius-Harrow December 27, 2007
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Kalamazoo Kicker

A mixed beer drink consisting of 1 Pint of Bud Light with 1/4 Can of Red Bull Energy Drink added. It originates from Kalamazoo, MI and was invented by a core group of people that consist of Mike Clapp, Shelli Clapp, Joe Taylor, Justi Harris, Justin Lorimer, Austin Working, Mary Vanderbeck.
Mike, shelli, Joe, Justi, Justin, Austin, and Mary went to Shakespears Pub and ordered a round of Kalamazoo Kickers.
by Mike Clapp June 28, 2007
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Kala

Is one of the sweetest and most beautiful women around. They are among the smartest of people. They often have very bright futures ahead of them. When it comes to their love life they are quite possibly the best of lovers. They care more than anyone about how their significant other is, and they will do anything to make sure that they are happy. Kala's are also very fashionable and are often hit on by lots of guys. They can be seen on college campuses or in the workplace with guys drooling all over them.
"I wish that my girlfriend was a Kala."

"Why can't everyone have a Kala like that??"
by Lablah5 February 3, 2010
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kablamatang

a complete mixture of all flavours of tang especially good when in a foreign shithole
Kane:Man Turkey blows
Calum: Yeah but at least we got Kablamatang
by calgeezy September 25, 2007
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Kalamer Ruki

A sexually driven user of many websites that will flirt with an inanimate stone if need be.
"hey, did you hear what kalamer ruki did?"
"Yeah, got his rocks off"
by Kalamer ruki June 26, 2019
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Kalabazooloo

An expression used after kissing a really fat girl drunkenly at a party
"*Kiss, Kiss* Whooooah, Kalabazooloo"
by Jon Baker January 7, 2008
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Kalaboom

the sound made by really big fucking explosions.
atomic bombs, whem framoes and ully collide, or mars and jupiter, etc: KALABOOM!!!
by Ullydechinees January 18, 2009
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