Arm Kale

The opposite of arm candy. An unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.

Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her.

by Fi-oh-nah August 19, 2015

kale salad

marijuana, weed, kush

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"

by arden69420 February 16, 2017

Kinky Kale

It's a smoothie at boost juice

Although it is also a name for someone that likes a bit of sass

That's some Kinky Kale

by JE AND TI September 1, 2016

Kalee

A girl who loves a guy named Kadin and hangs out with him but dosent ask him out she laughs hard and loud because she aims amazing and is upssessed with Zelda

Omg KALEE is hanging out with that Kadin guy again!

by LaurenCook December 15, 2016

Twitter Kale

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans

-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."

by Big_Trouty July 13, 2016

Busty-_-Kale

A true hero, the leader of the friend group. he is the griddy master, the chosen one

I like People that are named Busty-_-Kale

by Donkn8r October 24, 2022

Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016