Ham Kilt

1. A kilt made of ham
2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage)

No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt.

by Cam Franklin May 17, 2011

kilted kangaroo

A “Well Hung” man in a kilt (Large Junk)

Well he’s definitely a kilted kangaroo from what I have heard

by michaelscofieldswife March 21, 2024

kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy

Man, that dude's got kilt hair!

by scobberlotch April 26, 2011

Kilt

A kilt (Scottish Gaelic) is a type of knee-length non-bifurcated skirt with pleats at the back, originating in the traditional dress of Gaelic men and boys in the Scottish Highlands.

A kilt covers the body from the waist down to the center of the knees.

Kilt is National dress of Scotland

by Scottish Kilt November 25, 2019

Already bought the kilt

A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.

"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."

"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."

by alone.ranger July 29, 2021

Kilt

To die, to be killed, to cease to exist

This is the real definition of kilt, Kobe (Smart Ass) Woodall.

by Bddddddd April 20, 2017

kilt

Slang for murdered.

"How's your little brother doing?"
"He got kilt doing some dumbass thug shit"
"Damn rip"

by rfry11 September 17, 2019