drop keel

When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.

The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus

by 10/10 Would Not Do November 16, 2017

Evil Keel

The most violent despicable evil specimen of human nature to ever walk the Earth.Avoid at all costs. His power surges from bathing in the blood of his victims

"Watch out! It's Evil Keel coming out of the bubble bath!"

by Sebabble September 22, 2025

Liam Keel

Liam Keel, alias L Money, is a sick bastard who makes rape fetish porn on tiktok of him impregnating the ponies from MLP and expects everyone to love him.

He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.

Liam Keel is insane

L Money got fluttershy pregnant, and then abandoned her to give birth alone

by SkintoSkin November 21, 2023

keel owa

To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.

Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,

My American friend: what

by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

You feel me or you keel me

A way of saying, someone is either to agree/understand with you, or might as well kill you.

Gurt: Yo
Plait: Yo do u see that fine shyt over there, she bad as hell. You feel me or you keel me?
Gurt: Sybau

by FreeFalestin June 1, 2025

keel

Street slang for E.L. Fudge double stuff cookies.

Hey girl, you going to the store? Pick me up some keel while you're there. And milk.

by CrazyMook October 3, 2020

Keeling

To describe normally a great keeper and has lots of theatrics when he is in goal. The Manuel Neuer of school football

This guy is a Keeling. Top level keeper

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019