Keel

Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.

Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"

by Potatolord-beansaver November 22, 2021

Keel Hauling

When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina

Right before I came I started keel hauling

by TiddyBandit October 24, 2022

KEEL

a shortened version of kill yourself
just the word kill but mispronounced

Backstory: originally ment to be go kill yourself but then it was go kill the go keel now it is just KEEL.

Go keel

by Banana_man_1 October 23, 2022

Keel

Keel is a term used mostly in Blowing Rock of North Carolina, it's a slang for a cart with feet.

"Hey man I just saw a keel!"

"What the fuck! keel's are real?"

by ToeSnatcher47 January 2, 2022

keel owa

To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.

Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,

My American friend: what

by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

Do The Liam Keel

Very VIGOROUS, FAST, and ANGRY sex with a boy on boy or boy on girl but the catch is you're not in love with them because it's transactional sex made famous by Liam Keel's rough sex fantasies and it's practically you both fighting while jumping and thrusting to make the other cum first.

I'm stoked to Do The Liam Keel with my best friend's sister's best friend. Loser who cums first buys the meal after... I've been training with edging for longer...

by Liams Bank July 2, 2025

Liam Keel 2024

Liam Keel 2024 or Liam Keel 4 Oregon, was the My Little Pony creator Liam Keel's political campaign for the position of Oregon Secretary of State in the 2024 Oregon general election where he ran on a platform of fully legalizing Psilocybin (for recreational use), raising teacher's salaries, as well as promising to defy the federal government's TikTok ban, most famously also promising men in Oregon the government would create a program to pay women to be surrogate mother's for their children if they couldn't find a willing partner.

Liam Keel was a write in candidate on November 5th, 2024.

I voted for Liam Keel, I love Liam Keel 2024 I'm getting my baby next year!

by Liams Bank July 30, 2025