junsmaniac

BEST YEONJUN STAN. BEST MOA. BEST PERSON EVER. A LITERAL SWEETHEART.

I LOVE JUNSMANIAC SO MUCH!!!!

by beomsmoa November 18, 2021

tim junoir

a sexual midget who loves to get down and dirty with anybody man or woman. if your drug dealer well then you already met a T.J. also for the future never take away his sex toys or you'll be hunted and raped then killed.

guy:OMG it's a tim junoir
girl:no way i'll pay 50$ for a hooker like that

by [e-mail] June 25, 2017

juno

A verb used to describe the intention of getting a teenage girl pregnant.

"Dude, that chick is so attractive, I want to juno her."
"I want to be with her all my life, maybe if I juno her."
"Can I juno you?"

by balbir January 17, 2008

Juno

I expected this to be about some kid learning a life lesson through an unwanted pregnancy, but in the end, the pregnancy plot seemed to take a back seat to her relationship with Bleeker. Anyone can tell that the storyline was unrealistic, and the characters had surprizingly little personality development. Why this was dubbed an 'intelligent' comedy, I don't know.

Though I must say, the sets, props and costumes were good.

This is more dissapointing than the time I saw Juno.

by yourpapayafriend August 13, 2008

Juno

Golden Globe nominated comedy about a fifteen year old girl who accidentally becomes pregnant, due to literally random sex with her best friend Paulie. The movie follows her through her pregnancy and her getting to know the adoptive parents of her unknown baby. Hilarious, dark, and just freakin' awesome.

I went to see Juno last night and it rocked.

Jamie: Hey, Dana, have you seen Juno yet?
Dana: No, I haven't had the chance.
Jamie: WELL LET'S GO WATCH IT!

by regispek February 22, 2008

Juno

v. To have sex with your best friend because there's nothing better to do.

Guy: Wow there's nothing on TV.
Girl: Yeh. Want to Juno?
Guy: Sure.

by SUP3RCANS1R April 8, 2009

juno

A movie with a script that tried way too hard to be "hip" and a crappy soundtrack aimed at gaining indie street creds, or whatever the kids like these days

I saw Juno the other day and was pretty underwhelmed. It was not a bad movie by all means, but it certainly wasnt that good either, especially with its lame attempts to be hip.

by cowboy dan May 13, 2008