jibby jab

To stab with a dirty meth pipe.

Crystal methamphetamine or 'meth' is commonly referred to as "jib", or "jibb".
The word 'jab' is regularly associated with "stabbing" or "poking involving perforation".

Dillon- "Oh my god! I've been jibby jabbed!

Ryan- "What?! He stabbed you with his dirty meth pipe?"
Dillon- "Yeah man! I'm bleeding pretty bad! The glass cut me good!"
Ryan- "Better hope it doesn't get infected! That meth pipe was super dirty!"

by Miss Hell Kitten April 30, 2021

gangsta jobby

To go for a jobby with a hoodie on with hiphop blaring

I went for a gangsta jobby this morning, it was class.

by johnnyfoe November 3, 2012

Team Jobby

The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).

Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"

Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"

Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."

by Captain Jobby June 18, 2012

hubber jubber

Group of males who stand around talking about nothing.
or men who like to talk nonsense and never get to the point

Most men hubber jubber when they talk to each other.

by jamoflife June 27, 2014

Ab Jabby Jing Jong

an Ab Jabby Jing Jong is the act where you go to wipe and theres no tp on the holder

*Sitting on toilet realising there's not tp after taking a shit*
"Ah fuck I'v only gone and pulled an ab jabby jing jong"

by xizic September 4, 2017

Jobby

A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.

"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"

by Mr. Stab November 6, 2008

jobby shivers

A pre bowel movement emotional roller coaster. Often accompanied by goose bumps.

"I'm bursting for a shite. it's making me emotional"

"Have you got the jobby shivers?"

by g dubb funk January 31, 2010