Jonnie

A ship between Johnny Orlando and Annie Leblanc. This is the worst ship ever, considering that they don't know each other. Some people want them to write a song together, but what are they gonna write about?

Jonnie doesn't exist but jenzie does :)

by JonnieDoesntExist June 9, 2017

Guy Jonny

A a extreme bum , is always bummed out .

Another way of describing a loaf or a overgrown fuck

Kisoon: Look at him bro he looks so bummed out.
Evan :That nigga is a guy Jonny

by Evan276 April 28, 2019

Jonny 🅱️oi

the big gay lol

Jonny 🅱️oi is gay, no u, no w

by Anvils May 28, 2019

Jonny Sins

Daddy

Jonny Sins is daddy

by DaddyFletch6969 November 22, 2020

Jonny Craig

A pillar of a man, knows how to treat women right

Ex. Damn he pulled a Jonny Craig, what a guy

by User#13:) April 16, 2020

Dirty Jonny

A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.

Jennifer and I were doing a Dirty Jonny last night when your mom walked in and joined.

by Dilly4Chilly June 19, 2019

Jonny Sniper

The Fourth single (second taken from the album Take To The Skies) to be released by Enter Shikari. Said by Chris Batten (bass) and Rou Reynolds (vocals/electronics) at Hammersmith Palais on March 10th 2007 to be about a cartoon charcacter from sex education videos that they saw at school who shoots condoms from cupids bow to people who are about to have sex and will save the world from STDs.

The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.

"It is a commom misconseption that Jonny Sniper is a man, but Jonny Sniper is not a man, he is a cartoon character that taught us all sex education at school" - Chris Batten

by TashaShikari December 29, 2008