When a man finds a monstorously sized white woman and he caresses her body in honey as he sticks his southern isles into her fold and ejaculates into her receding hairline until the cream hardens into a fluffy, white treat
I made a jolly marshmallow with a girl last night and now I have enough tastey treats for our next camping trip
by Thepandamancan May 04, 2016
by TimmyRog November 16, 2021
A slang word for a condom, usually used by the Maltese lower class when trying to offend one other Maltese
by stainless steel bellend December 11, 2017
"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"
by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 20, 2005
The act of ejaculating in someone's eye, thus causing one eye to shut. Variations include saying "Arrr!" immediately after the eye closes to ensure proper scoring.
by Potty McNugg February 22, 2006
Cumming in your lady-friend's open eyeball whilst delivering a solid kick to her shin. Resulting in her hopping around on one foot (peg-legged), whilst moaning "Arrgg", hopefully in a decent pirate imitation. (Parrot optional, Hook not recommended for novices.)
"After plundering the precious Booty of lowly wench Stephanie, I delivered the coup de grace with a perfectly executed Jolly Rodger." " I believe I owe that Hookerface a parrot."
by $L @PNuTZ July 23, 2015
by Big hammerd ink February 03, 2011