A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.
The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.
The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?
Johnny-No-Stars: Er...
Johnny-No-Stars: Er...
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Another name for Jimmy Buffett. He plays three chords on his guitar and every one of his songs sounds the same but he capitalized on a niche market so he still makes money. He is not that talented but the man knows how to make cash...
Guy 1: Jimmy Buffett is not that talented.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.
by ZetaPhi1012 August 11, 2010
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Get the JohnnyLawrenceSexual mug.1.Someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.
2.Only being able to last five seconds.
2.Only being able to last five seconds.
Did you hear about Kyle?
Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!
Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!
by Scott Hack January 17, 2009
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dude 1: bro, the other night, I was in this really bumpin club with these two girls, and they both started sucking me off dude, together, right there!
dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?
dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?
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