by bigbrotherpimp May 8, 2022
A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.
Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021
Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
by peperuda July 13, 2017
A beautiful and smart guy, who impress girls with his giant penis.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.
Boy: Hi my name is Vincent, i am a friend of Johannes Ohrem!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!
by johannes1608n November 8, 2017
Johannes is a beautiful men you will never find somebody like and he has the biggest dick in the world and he is the best skater of all time all the girls chase him because he is so cool
by JohannesVan August 16, 2022
johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy
hi my name is johannes nyman helmerius
by Johannes king March 18, 2017
A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022