Coolest nigga in Norway always cool, best guy in the world. Every lady want's to suck his dick.
by Johannesxxx November 29, 2017
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Megra is sad more often than I'd like her to be. She's also way too hard on herself and it makes life hard for her. Megra is beautiful but is blind to it which is SOOO FRUSTURATINGGG. Her face is literally beautiful and is so much prettier when its happy. McKara has so much good about her. She is determined, powerful, thoughtful, and fun-loving. She is always singing which would be annoying but her voice is absolute butter. McKara is a vault of beauty and loveliness and I hope to see it unlocked- SOON
Megra Johannes is so gorgeous... how does she think she's ugly??????

Who's birthday is tomrrow?? Megra's!!
by butterbbybahp March 05, 2019
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Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.
He did a Johannes to his girlfriend
by TheJohannes January 29, 2021
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Den Johannes machen bedeutet eine absolut dumme Frage zu stellen, die vor ein paar Sekunden beantworte wurde. Wenn jemand den Johannes macht ist es absolut erlaubt ihn laut auszulachen. Der Johannes merkt oft nicht was er grade gemacht hat und muss deshalb unbedingt aufgeklärt werden.
Lehrer: Die Hausaufgaben sind zu morgen!
Johannes: Was haben wir jetzt auf?
Alle: Mach doch nicht den Johannes!

Den Johannes machen: dumme Fragen stellen
by Soso2000sososo November 06, 2018
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Is a girls name with red hair and blue eyes, she's very self confident, strong and sexy. And really really smart.
1. That person is so self confident and strong.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
by ItsTheSmartOne February 24, 2017
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