Jodism

Jod is a supreme being who rules over the universe. Jodism is the following of Jod's teachings and scriptures on how to live life in a correct manner. Anyone who follows the path of Jod is called a Joddist. There is no holy book as such but revered scriptures include the 'To Do' book and 'HWK Diary'.
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:

Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist

In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century

"And the Prophet Rod started his arduous journey throughout the middle east spreading the word of Jod and extending the reaches of Jodism"

by Gandles October 9, 2006

joes barbecue foot massage

A restaurant in United states that states "if its flyable we will make it deliciousable"

JOES BARBECUE FOOT MASSAGE

by Thdhdgh May 22, 2018

Joden

Joden is most likely a handsome, loving, cool and fun person to be around. He would usually have a dark brown hair and brown or hazel eyes. He has a great body and attracts all the ladies. He is the best person in the group and is usually better than everyone at everything. Joden can kill you or make you feel alive just by looking into his eyes.

Fletcher : Hey Isaac don't you reckon Joden is just the best.

Isaac: Yeah I agree

by The institution of SKMS Aus April 23, 2018

jodeci

She thinks she's fat when really, she's not. She's really pretty and a lot of guys like her even though she might not think so. She's my bestfriend and hopefully always will be. She's fun to hangout with even though she can be a bitch(; She's extremely funny and perverted at times(: She could get like any guy she wanted to, even the ones with a girlfriend. She's extremely trustworthy. I love herr<33 My shitbuddy forever&always<3

Jodeci <33

by iloveyoujodeciiii<3 June 27, 2011

Joesome

Expression used when being overwhelmed by great and pleasant emotions. Used to describe something formidable, heart-stirring and genuinely wonderful.

Similar: joelicious

When I first met him, I was surprised by his authenticity. He was all sweet, amazing, bright, cultured, funny, romantic and thoughtful. He was just joesome!

by GPU December 27, 2011

Joesaphano

A little white kid who only plays Fortnite and always breaks his arms. A dirty Mexican nobody knows how he crossed the border he somehow broke his arm falling over. Hes very weak only has 2 solo wins he calls everybody salty, uses a book cover as a hat. He supposedly doesn't speak broke but he can speak hunter so yeah..... He can't run very fast hes says it's because of his broken arm but it's really because hes Too THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Joesaphano noun

by yeetasuarus May 28, 2019

Joesph Fox

A small monkey like creature that has sex with a pineapple. He is approximately 1.2ft and has a chode. He sucks of Sam Drew until Sam turns black (he is usually white as paper). Overall joe Fox is gay and is a fat woman.

Wow he just turned into a Joesph Fox

by Fatsmack_34Op August 3, 2019