j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.
by htbjsg June 8, 2010
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- Damn! Our Facebook jockey just quit!
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!
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You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!
by Oscarson3 January 11, 2013
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A man (or young man) whose behavior is driven by the uncontrollable urge to prove that he's "more of a man" than the next guy. Always has to be first in line, always has to be the fastest, always has to drink the most, has to control the room, tailgates and weaves dangerously in and out of traffic to pass people, etc. Basically a Type A personality jacked up to extremes.
That testosterone jockey tailgated me in heavy rush hour traffic for 5 miles, then took a dive across 3 lanes to weave around everyone and almost clipped 2 cars in the process.
by StealthAGC June 20, 2013
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by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018
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by RonaldMund May 23, 2019
Get the Street jockey mug.In the old west, a tool box carried aboard a stage coach where tools and odd parts were kept for emergency repairs.
Hammers, mallets, axle grease, spare wheel retainers, horse shoes, nails, ax and adz, water, odds and ends, etc. Any and all of these might be found in a jockey box.
by Kritiper August 14, 2010
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by Bummer....... September 19, 2003
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