Jizzus Christ

1. The act of screaming "Jesus Christ" out loud during sex or masturbation. Often times, just before you are about to orgasm.

2. The holy mother load of Jizz. So much, that only Peter North could be your biological Father.

3. An exorcism of all known bodily fluids during an Orgasm.

1."Jizzus Christ I think I'm coming!!!"

2. "Holy Jizzus - That was a hell of a money shot!"

3. "Jizzus Christ... I don't think I have another drop left in me. I'm gonna be walkin' with a limp tomorrow."

by Schizo@thebat May 24, 2014

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SpunksBob Jizzpants

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.

Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.

by lancasterlool February 5, 2020

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jizzpoo

when you cum and take a shit at the same time

i jizzpooed when i was looking at a porn mag on the toilet

by mast sucks September 26, 2007

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Jizzum Sticks

Cheese filled breadsticks

bosco sticks cheese filled breadsticks Jizzum Sticks

by Ass Jew 2 April 26, 2010

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Jizzuntighted

To ejaculate onto a woman's face, than have her put the "stuff" into her nose. When she sneezes, yell "Jizzuntight!".

"Yo man, what the fuck is that shit on your floor?"

"Dude, me and my girl were having sex and the bitch jizzuntighted all over my rug!"

by OMGitbeJohn May 16, 2009

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jizzum

A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz

Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!

by RaffelHonez April 18, 2007

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