Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship

That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.

by Khalid Foster Wallace October 21, 2010

jizzatized

u have just been jizzed on

I had my girlfriend jizzatized

by young jeezy0 November 21, 2013

Jizzaster

An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz

"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."

by Skin-NY November 30, 2014

Jizzticulate

A portmanteau of “jizz” and “gesticulate.”

To jack off to the point of coming, at which point the hand follows the jizz stream outward and away from the body, resembling a wildly emphatic gesture similar to that of an Italian or Jewish grandmother.

When my girl got up to put her clothes back on, I incredulously jizzticulated that she hadn't even licked my asshole yet.

by Deez Leeemz September 10, 2020

Jinnastica

Jinnastica is one of the most beautiful nickname ever, only used for the most beautiful people, people called Jinnastica are amazing, charming and genuinely funny.

Giorgio Giovanni: "do you know Jinnastica"

Emily: "yes she is the best person I've ever met#

by stoopid gigi July 20, 2021

jizzrasic park

When you bone so hard that u jizz all over the room

Yo Connor remember when we went to jizzrasic park

by Jizzlord69420 February 24, 2022

Jizzalicous Jewels

Small drops of semen that land on the sheets/pillows while using the "pull out method", most commonly occurs whilst changing from intercourse to oral.

Bill: "So did she swallow your baby gravy?"
Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."

by anonymous June 2, 2024