Jethro

Obsessed with Mia, and does not no how to be normal.

"Did you hear about Jethro?"
"No?"
"He has a big crush on Mia"
"ew! Why can't he be normal?!"

by Cats4life!12213 May 6, 2022

Jethro

A tall rich white boy who thinks hes from the hood because he wears hoodies

Rich Kid: Life was so hard growing up
People: Your such a jethro

by Ihewgumveryloudly May 20, 2022

Jethro

A guy who has greek god features and currently living somewhere on the earth, for sure. He is the god of hydration and capable of making girls crawl to his feet,just by looking at him. Working out? It's in his genes. He loves the word 'circumstantial' and despises 'slay'

"OH MY GOD! He must be a jethro"

by RealCoco March 8, 2023

Jethrophonic

1)To describe someone that is very horrid very rude very annoying etc.

Bro your so Jethrophonic

by Tropicanal joos July 27, 2023

Jethro

a big fat ass ranga

"look at that orangutuan"
"no, thats jethro"
"isnt that the same thing"

by i love minors June 15, 2023

jethros castle

A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!

That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.

by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023

Jethro

Jethro is racist and hates black people or any people of color although he is a jolibee muncher. He continuously begs for it as if he is homeless and is dying of hunger. He also loves potato corner for some reason and is just like the supermarket jetro! People think hes gay but apparently hes straight?

"woah why are you so racist and gay youre being mad jethro"

by vfzxamz January 29, 2024