Jessie is a amazing guy. SEXY ASF ,cute,and smart you can be nice sometimes but really a hitter and beat a person ass but Jessie is smart lit and not replaceable
by Urban dictionary truth lšš November 5, 2017
A psycho girl who bites you and punches you and kiss you when you do something that makes her mad and is obsessed with hurting cats
by Chonz June 30, 2015
Jessie: I hate Cat so much
Me: Can you like not hate all of my friends you lil self assured brat. -___-
Me: Can you like not hate all of my friends you lil self assured brat. -___-
by Merry <3 June 11, 2018
bippity bobbity im comin to bomb your ginger haired property, anyway from that chant, she is gingiest mionecraft hoe you will ever meet other from that she is like diamond pickaxe, you know when in minecraft you find dem diamonds and you make a sword and a pickaxe your having one hell of a day, that is like meeting jessie. She is funnier than Shrek 4 Forever after, sad when donkey gets anal penetrated by shrek, thatis also like meeting jessie. But when you hear the plop of jessies poop you will instantly turn on. When you meet her dont meet her then your life will be gud
by prick stickk October 6, 2017
A fucking flat ass hoe. Thinks sheās thicc and canāt fight for shit. No tits no ass. Canāt get a man but still manages to get STDS. Home wreckers wanna be. Canāt function with attention. Thinks she has hoes but sheās the hoe. Will fuck for weed, booze Or drugs. NOT TO BE FUCKIN TRUSTED.
by h0esmad November 23, 2019
A ditching Dutchman who never likes to hit the āstart streamingā button. Can usually be seen ruining peopleās days and causing immeasurable levels of disappointment. Can also be found in the 1700s queuing off stream. A man who has also yet to seek medical attention for his chronic headaches.
Guy 1: Hey! Did Jessie start his steam yet? He said no more fucking around this week.
Guy 2: Haha, dude you know itās Monday, ride?
Guy 2: Haha, dude you know itās Monday, ride?
by mdogg1108 November 25, 2019
she's leo and acts like a leo. period.
also very hot. please if shes not your best friend, i'm sorry, you're missing out. loyal asf.
also very hot. please if shes not your best friend, i'm sorry, you're missing out. loyal asf.
by tobesonoelle July 24, 2020