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Jess

Ah Jess man she’s a proper slag
by BigDickWeeb June 12, 2019
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Jess

A person who loves chicken nuggets and hates it when you touch her feet with yours. One time Emily tried to play footsie with her and the Jess stabbed her with her long grey gradient nails. Jess gets all the guys and always needs a shit. She also smells like a mixture between old grannies and fat sweatie farts. Don't trust her around your dog as she has a fetish for fluffy ears and will mess with them.
Joanne- Who's that playing with Beau's ears

Emily- it must be Jess
by Slothie_slag August 8, 2017
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Jess

Literally the biggest dickhead you’re ever going to meet
Jess is a bitch
by B3N_TH0M920N May 6, 2019
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Jess

A stupid fackin thot who cheated on Byron de la ****
Jess cheated on the most handsome sweetest guy for some lowlife addict
by Whadafack June 11, 2018
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Jesse

Jesse is the type of person that everyone loves. Not only is he very intelligent but also a great Person in total. He is not the type of guy to pick a fight with but only because he knows he will win. Make sure you don't start an argument with him either because he WILL make you look like an absolute idiot. He can be a very nice guy but only if you are nice to him. He enjoys sports and is everything you would hope for. If you are a girl that is reading this, Jesse would be the best person you would ever meet. He wont only just hang out with you but will also care about you. He is always super laid back and can be funny. Jesse is strong, Good looking, smart, honest, can keep a secret, and just a great person in total.
hes a great person/ a jesse.
by The guy u like November 14, 2016
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Jesse

A drug addict who teamed up with his old chemistry teacher who has cancer to cook meth in an RV
Jesse! we need to cook, JESSE!
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Jesseness

It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.
"The Jesseness is so with me"
"May the Jesseness be with You"
by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005
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