That one guy everybody blames.
by Turdman Jones September 3, 2016

a guy you can talk to and not get tired of it. he make you wanna text him more. he’s cute and has abs. he’s so attractive and has fucked many girls and hosts drinking parties everyday. takes relationships seriously so hasn’t been in many but has smashed a lot of girls. despite all these “flaws” u still want him
by iknowimhot May 24, 2021

a person who always gets his vocabulary stolen by Aaron, types really fast and is only good at basketball on Wednesdays, doesn't play fortnite and sometimes says ong. Also he has a fear of cats named tom.
Guy: YOOOOOOO Its wen-d-nez-day Jerry is boutta be on his A game.
Tharvin: ONFG BRO WANNA HOP ON FORTNITIENFZJENENjkhbvBJnkhvnklfh
Tharvin: ONFG BRO WANNA HOP ON FORTNITIENFZJENENjkhbvBJnkhvnklfh
by Snlpa April 6, 2022

Your Father-in-Law
by 122222222222222222222222222222 July 22, 2021

A slur to represent someone with extremely bad luck, much worse than anyone you've seen before. Loneliness can also be represented alongside bullshit badluck.
*Man gets run over by 5 vehicles, 2 planes, hit by a satellite and soaked in cat piss all while the Seinfeld theme plays on nearby stereos*
Onlooker 1: Oi mate that's definitely a fockin' Jerry yeh
Onlooker 2: You're American why the fuck are you speaking like that
Onlooker 1: Oi mate that's definitely a fockin' Jerry yeh
Onlooker 2: You're American why the fuck are you speaking like that
by Yolo$wagMaster4206969 May 28, 2019
