The directory containing the finest and highest quality self pleasuring images to stimulate the lonely and isolated soul.
Jon: Can you believe that he has a directory named Jerking?
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself
by foug September 25, 2003
Get the jerkingmug. a dance that everybody do in l.a. and longbeach (southern cali). originated in l.a. a click called action figures can jerk good. (check it out on youtube)!!
that nigga gary from action figures can jerk good
i know he look hella bomb when he go to the floor wiff it.
i know he look hella bomb when he go to the floor wiff it.
by Nikowah March 4, 2009
Get the jerkmug. "Dammit, Dan, you jerk. You say jerk so much that you are supersaturating it into everyday vocabulary so that it will soon lose all meaning."
by blank May 11, 2003
Get the jerkmug. A dance that originated in California
They wear tight ball hugger jeans, but have recently found a solution by making them stretchy. It does still make them look like women because of the fact that they want to look anorexic
All jerkers are automatically byterz and swagga jack moves from other street dances such as bboying, or cwalking.
Their only "original" moves are the reject, spongebob, dipping and their "jerk". Basically going squatting down as if you were on top for the cowgirl position and moving your hips fluidly as if you were having sex to slow music.
Although now they tend to not use their own moves, but are heavily into using kneedrops which they have retardedly labeled as a pindrop.
Jerking now has tried to become fresh by rejecting what they had tried to reject in the first place. They use various moves in c-walk and then going into kneedrop combos while using breakdance moves such as flares,headstand, helicopter (attempts), handstands, inverts, no-hopping airflares and other various moves.
(All moves are performed as attempts and are very shitty. To have a very good example, look at how Justin Bieber breakdances, except a lot slower with more kneedrops!)
Most likely in the future they will rename all of these and perform them half-assedly to make them their own moves.
Their favorite phrase is probably: "I can do that" because of their confidence to be able to be a good partner for guys in prison.
They wear tight ball hugger jeans, but have recently found a solution by making them stretchy. It does still make them look like women because of the fact that they want to look anorexic
All jerkers are automatically byterz and swagga jack moves from other street dances such as bboying, or cwalking.
Their only "original" moves are the reject, spongebob, dipping and their "jerk". Basically going squatting down as if you were on top for the cowgirl position and moving your hips fluidly as if you were having sex to slow music.
Although now they tend to not use their own moves, but are heavily into using kneedrops which they have retardedly labeled as a pindrop.
Jerking now has tried to become fresh by rejecting what they had tried to reject in the first place. They use various moves in c-walk and then going into kneedrop combos while using breakdance moves such as flares,headstand, helicopter (attempts), handstands, inverts, no-hopping airflares and other various moves.
(All moves are performed as attempts and are very shitty. To have a very good example, look at how Justin Bieber breakdances, except a lot slower with more kneedrops!)
Most likely in the future they will rename all of these and perform them half-assedly to make them their own moves.
Their favorite phrase is probably: "I can do that" because of their confidence to be able to be a good partner for guys in prison.
A jerker goes to a circle where people are dancing.
1 of 2 things will happen.
Scenario 1:
Jerker: Hey dude, I can do that!
(Does some retarded shit in the circle)
Non-Jerker: GTFO byter, you fucking suck.
(Gets burned and owned)
Everyone else: BOO, JERKING IS GAY!! Breakdancing is so much cooler.
Scenario 2:
Jerker: Hey let's all have a jerk-off
Jerker 2: Oh yeah, let get in on this jerking.
1 of 2 things will happen.
Scenario 1:
Jerker: Hey dude, I can do that!
(Does some retarded shit in the circle)
Non-Jerker: GTFO byter, you fucking suck.
(Gets burned and owned)
Everyone else: BOO, JERKING IS GAY!! Breakdancing is so much cooler.
Scenario 2:
Jerker: Hey let's all have a jerk-off
Jerker 2: Oh yeah, let get in on this jerking.
by Vanillaz April 25, 2010
Get the Jerkingmug. 1. a mean person who you thought was a good friend but later turns their back on you
2. my terrible dance teacher who pretended to like me then stopped being so nice to me.
2. my terrible dance teacher who pretended to like me then stopped being so nice to me.
by no one you know cares October 16, 2008
Get the [jerk]mug. by And Broken Bottles November 16, 2009
Get the The Jerkmug. verb. To refuse to pay someone pursuant to a prior agreement; to breach an oral or written contract; to withhold a payment promised upon completion of work.
by Omar Alaadin March 2, 2008
Get the jerkmug.