Jeph

One cool cat.

Look at that guy with the ladies...he sure is a jeph

by jeph January 18, 2003

jephph

the name of any child whose mother hates them

"Jephph, you failed abortion, come eat dinner."

by royallydepped March 21, 2019

jeppe

he likes being a rhino. He is gullible. he likes putting oregano on his bread.

jeppe : Are we going to play games naked ?
Tragina: no, we aren't gay!

by verifon araknee November 25, 2019

jepicgnf

the most jepic tik toker in the world

jepicgnf is amazing

by savegnf September 12, 2021

Jeppe

Jeppe is the hottest, sweetest and kindest guy you'll ever meet. Jeppe will make you laugh and politely laugh at your bad jokes in return. He is supportive and caring and will make you feel safe in his arms. He is also hot like an oven, so if you are cold, warm yourself on him, you'll be toasty in no time, and a little turned on. Or a lot. He's such a good kisser and great in bed so you'll never want to get out. He will make you get out though, because he wants you to focus on your future, and that means going to work or school so you can live a life with purpose, but you'll think that life in his bed is pretty purposeful. If you want to win at billiards he is not your guy. He'll beat you and laugh when you shoot badly, and then make it worse by making a perfect shot himself afterwards. He is actually the worst. But the best worst.

You will have a good time with Jeppe. It won't be boring.

Now you'll be like damn, can I get me some of that Jeppe, but he already has a gf that loves him, so too bad and too late, go get yourself someone else.

Maybe a Casper or a Jannik, they are pretty good. But nothing like Jeppe.

Guy 1: Damn, I wonder how I could get with that girl over there with the fine piece of ass. I don't think she'd ever go for me.

Guy 2: Just try to be like Jeppe, then she'll fall for you in no time.

Guy 1: How could I ever be like Jeppe, he is too awesome!

Guy 2: Write her a song about a fat dog on a bus, that will do the trick.

by Chubbacca:D November 16, 2021

jepeaux

French Slang for the word "clown"

"Dude, that jepeaux is totally trying to hit on my girl"
"Dude, jepeaux is a really hard word to spell"

by VitaminCAddict September 1, 2009

Jeptopia

The state of conscioucness a woman enters on her fourth and subsuquent orgasm.

OMG, OMG, I am in Jeptopia she screamed out in a primal cry as she began her fourth orgasm of the evening.

by Jeptron December 10, 2011