Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They?

Goto Watchtower.org, JW-Media.org and JW.org to learn more.

Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? They are very misunderstood...They were suffering with the Jews in the Holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain God's approval and love. They do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the "Good News" of God's Kingdom.

by DCLBoogie March 19, 2010

one of Jehovah's Witnesses

The grammatically correct singular form of Jehovah's Witnesses.

He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004

JeHobo

The people you see wandering the streets telling you that you need to "be saved by god" or "You're going to hell." A Step above a regular Jehovah's Witness because these people practically live on the street. They even look ragged. Watch out for the JeHobo's (Witnesses)

*While Driving, a JeHobo approaches vehicle at stoplight*
No mr. JeHobo, I do not want to be saved by your god. Now please take a bath and have a nice day

by ProfSage91 August 4, 2011

Timmothy Jenkons

The greatest person ever. Plain and simple. He is everywhere, and nowhere.

A: Who do you think is going to win the NCAA Tourney this year?

B: Timmothy Jenkons of course!

A: Oh yah, I forgot.

by Timmy J. April 15, 2008

The Erin Jenson

When a person with a theoretically high level of education posts conspiracy-driven or otherwise non-factually derived content and wholeheartedly believes they're in the right, despite a base level of critical thought showing otherwise. Commonly followed by doubling down, then claiming oppression after the predictable mass outrage.

Wow, they totally did the Erin Jenson with that post; I thought a child with a base level of critical ability would've been able to see why it was wrong, but they really went for it. Didn't even know this could happen at elite colleges.

by swarthmoron#420 May 6, 2018

Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

jenchoi

that which is owned by joepark

I happened to pass by a jenchoi and wanted to pick it up, but I didn't because I realized it wasn't mine.

Gosh I wish someone would buy me a jenchoi, but it's not purchasable because it's already owned.

by drinkthatmilk November 30, 2009