jazz

cool, neat, hip, nifty, rockin, rad, etc.

Yo man, that's jazz.

by jangsta January 27, 2004

Jazz

Discordant, self-indulgent, masturbatory dross which passes for music.

Very popular with social workers, schoolteachers and other half-educated semi-professionals with a desire to sound sophisticated and multicultural.

Jazz fans will usually inform you that they like jazz, without you having to enquire.

Hi, I'm Simon, I'm cool, like jazz.

by Duke of Wellington July 9, 2004

Jazz

A shortened, code version of the phrase, "EAT YA ASS!!!". One must say the previous words in quotes very fast to transform this beautiful act into "Jazz". Often a code used by guys in reference to surrounding woman who may be privileged of receiving a good old fashioned "Jazzin".

For example...

Money Mike: "Sup baby you lookin to JAZZ tonight?"

Stupid Dunk Bitch: "Haha! You are soooo funny! OMG!!! I just smoked the wrong end of a cigarette!"

Money Mike: "Oh man I just wanna grab dem big u'll butt cheeks and JAZZ witch ya all night...just dont fart bitch."

by Rizzob!!! October 13, 2009

Jazz

1. to go some where
2. look sharp

1. I'm going to jazz over to the club in a minute

2. You got all jazzed up tonight!

by crass auto May 19, 2004

jazz

(n.) Marijuana, pot, Mary Jane, weed, etc

(v.) to smoke pot

"I just bought some jazz."
"I'm going to get jazzed tonight, someone hand me my jazzbag."

by Kiki September 18, 2003

jazz

cunt

Jazz says: "OMGZ YOU FUCKING COPIED ME BITCH" or "EVERYONE LOVES ME IM SO HOT" or maybe even "I HAVE SEX WITH LIKE 20 GUYS EVERY .29 SECONDS"
Everyone else says: "FUCK YOU JAZZ YOU'RE A CUNT"

by aniawaffles May 2, 2009

Jazz

1. Nature's way of saying you stuck your fingers into an electical socket

2. Taking un necessary risk just for the fun of the outcome, wether good or bad.

B.A.: Hanabal's on the Jazz again

by Local lunatic May 13, 2005