Loves guys inside of him, usually found driving a hair dressers car. Has big forehead. always mistaken for a gay guy .
by coony November 1, 2021

Jarrod is probably if not one of the most annoying humans on the planet. His an over exaggerator and he usually tends to rub people the wrong way
Jarrod
by Wjejisjdbdnd November 23, 2021

Jarrods are the definition of a real man and is a true warrior and born protectors, mightier than the Kings of Valhalla, the Greek gods and chuck norris. Will always give you respect but do not disrespect the ones they love or your time will end unpleasantly. The only woman that can tame a Jarrod is Tegan, so never hurt a Tegan that belongs to a Jarrod or you will get hit that hard and fast you will think you are surrounded and will be brushing your teeth through asshole from then on. Jarrods have large thick penises and are gods in bed.
by Legends of the universe March 7, 2025

When perfect timing meets perfect luck. It's important to have Jarrod Timing when placing wagers, fantast football, or just with anything that need a perfect luck and timing strategy.
Oh your fantasy football team won with 78 pts when every other team in our 12-team league scored more than you? That's some fantastic Jarrod Timing.
by The Legit Merriam-Webster November 10, 2021

Basically the second funniest person alive…
jarrod is the most kind-hearted soul you will ever meet and the most loyal. jarrod is also the most handsomest guy you will ever see but he’s mine so back off. I love jarrod. jarrod pls marry me DEFECT: shits a lot
jarrod is the most kind-hearted soul you will ever meet and the most loyal. jarrod is also the most handsomest guy you will ever see but he’s mine so back off. I love jarrod. jarrod pls marry me DEFECT: shits a lot
by tartshart May 30, 2022
