Jasper

A begger who begs all day for lollies. Do not engage he will beg for nerds, sourstraps and anything edible.

Here comes a Jasper, hide the candy.

by Yeeter who yeets November 18, 2019

Jasper

A kid who needs a haircut, has acute social anxiety and despite being very caring and kind comes off a bit to sensitive sometimes

Matthew: Jasper's hair reaches his neck he needs a haircut
Joe: I couldn't agree more

by LastLetterIsGon March 17, 2020

Jasper

An absolute fucking tit

You’re a right jasper

by Chazzlevajazzle November 3, 2017

Jasper

To perform a sex act on a coworker. If performed in the place of employment, this can be called the Full Jasper.

"I just jaspered that hot chick from work!"

by eraserhead1977 November 6, 2007

Jasper

A lonely soul who gult trips everyone on how fucking lonely he is, he claims not to give a shit about everyone including himself, and he always says "Im bored, i wanna go home".

Me: Hi Jasper
Jasper: No
Me: Have u checked out that meme yet
Jasper: i said no

by GlogGlobgabgalab October 31, 2019

Jasper Sterling

Way better than Jonathan Wahab in every measurable statistic.

"Damn Jasper Sterling is far superior to Wahab"

by Anonymous sandwhich thief October 9, 2020

Jasper Haney

A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.

The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.

by Sayanna Ted January 12, 2010