Jacoon Oralketchup

Jacoon Oralketchup, someone so confusing you can't tell if he's a farmer or a raccoon. On one hand, he loves humping his tractor and plowing away with his hoe. On the other hand, he'll eat and steal food from anything that opens, from your house to your asshole. These 2 sides create a cycle where he'll farm in the morning, steal in the afternoon, and cement(cum all over the place) indefinitely at night with all 8 balls.

MOM! Tyler got sprayed by a Jacoon Oralketchup! He's stuck in this white stuff!

by SexyBoy8673 May 30, 2020

Jagoogala

Verb: Short hand for "Just Google It." i.e. do a google search.

How many bones are in the human body?

"Jagoogala!"

by Jagoogala August 21, 2011

jaloos

A punjabi way of saying "a hot mess"

Her neck and face are differently colours..she's a jaloos

Oops nip slip...I'm a jaloos

Exam time, I don't give a fuck that I look like a jaloos

by gxo December 13, 2012

jamook

a person of mental or physical incompetence, due to their own lack of grace and social aptitude.

Brett Favre used to be great, now he's just a big jamook.(n)
I don't know why I dated him, it was so jamooky. (adj)
Get your shit together, don't jamook on me. (v)

additional uses:

jalook: lovable jamook- someone who is clumsy or anti-loquacious, but altogether endearing nonetheless. ex: elephants, toddlers, student teachers

jamick: dick jamook- the worst breed of jamook, this person's jamookness is obnoxious, discourteous, often barring any possibility of another individual being attracted to this person. ex: chinese drivers, dps office workers, Hitler.

jalick: lovable dick jamook- a jamook who often acts irrationally and impolitely, but you love them nonetheless, or in some cases you love them because of their jamick qualities. ex: Simon Cowell, Joe Flacco, Amy Winehouse.

by the Y network January 17, 2011

jaboogaly

An humanoid bipedal alien, it is usually darker skinned than humans and has very small eyes. They are found on the Planet Jaboog, and they mate by having the Alpha Male Jaboogaly dig himself a large hole in the ground, then after a few days of releasing pheromones into the atmosphere every single female jaboogaly is in the hole. After all the females are in the hole the alpha make exploades in a hellstorm of pleasure and reproductive juices. the leftover reproductive juices spawn the next generation of Jaboogaly. Jaboogaly hives have begun popping up on earth in places such as Japan, China, and a few small ones in America and across the world. the Average Jaboogaly can only be killed by a grain of rice to the heart or an Atomic Blast

I was lucky to be alive, a jaboogaly jumped me, luckily i had my rice gun.

by Craft0292 December 6, 2007

jabooty

1)term used to describe a desirable booty, or backside.
2)short for "your booty"

It's not ja beauty, it's jabooty!

by Assessment January 2, 2004

jambola

An evil user, materialistic, wannabe, drug using, relationship breaker.

That heffa is nothing but a jambola home wrecker!

by You Know March 9, 2005