Dakota-Give me a jackal
by Goag Predator April 15, 2015
A person who does dishonest or humiliating tasks for another. objectively following a Person who contributes In one of the many reasons The world Is falling apart. But then when confronted They act like The Victim and act like they were totally oblivious to what they were doing. In short they're cowards.
Example:
Journalist working for Amber heard: what do you think about Mr. Depp and Mrs. heard's trial. To be honest I don't really think Mrs. Heard did anything wrong.
Person: I see.. another liar on Her side I'm guessing you watched how the trial played through so If you've had Then why are you Lying to yourself? To be Honest Your not even a Journalist You're a Jackal.
Journalist working for Amber heard: what do you think about Mr. Depp and Mrs. heard's trial. To be honest I don't really think Mrs. Heard did anything wrong.
Person: I see.. another liar on Her side I'm guessing you watched how the trial played through so If you've had Then why are you Lying to yourself? To be Honest Your not even a Journalist You're a Jackal.
by Kittykun<333 June 12, 2022
by James Waltah April 27, 2005
Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.
I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.
by QuacksO January 18, 2017
A homosexual human male. Also used for human males who may technically be heterosexual (maybe) but who demonstrate tendencies or have clothing peccadilloes which are a little too fancy. Like wearing turtlenecks or a popped polo shirt collar. Also, if deemed a jackal by a majority of people in a room (regardless of whether any of the preceding rules apply)
by Ferraro27 December 31, 2014
When you act like the girl has someone over her shoulder. Do it really convincingly like "Oh my god who IS that??"
Then when she looks over her shoulder to look.... THAT'S when you slip the roofie in her drink.
Then when she looks over her shoulder to look.... THAT'S when you slip the roofie in her drink.
Woman after she's been Zjacáled- "It was so romantic! I just fell in love with him. He pretended like there was someone over my shoulder BEFORE he slipped me the roofie... He was so smooth. It wasn't like that gross*cough cough wink wink* kind of roofieing. You know, when you see him put the roofie in your drink, but you drink it anyway? No it was so smooth, totally gave me plausible deniability, deactivated my slut defense 100%. And then... It was the best sex I don't remember but then saw video of on porn hub"
Le Zjacále (the jackal)
Le Zjacále (the jackal)
by Nova .... Scotia! October 12, 2017