The end pieces on a loaf of bread. These slices are the most despised of all bread slices as everyone reaches around them to get to a normal piece. Having a Judas slice served to you feels like betrayal because you know the person giving it to you just wants to finish off the loaf so they can open a new one. Name is derived from John 13:26 where Jesus indicated which disciple was to betray him at the Last Supper by dipping bread into a dish and giving it to Judas Iscariot. The bread - if taken from a whole loaf - would have been one of the ends, thus making it the Judas slice.
"Hey bro, want a sammich? Just got two slices left!"
"Yeah, the Judas slices. No thanks!"
"I'll just throw it out then."
"Yeah, the Judas slices. No thanks!"
"I'll just throw it out then."
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Get the Judas slice mug.When you have to shit but trust a fart to maneuver around the turd, but it betrays you and you shit yourself.
“Dude I had to shit so bad the other day and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but it was a Judas Fart and I shit myself”….
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A Judas Fart is when you have to shit really bad, but you trust a fart to maneuver around the turd for some relief. But instead the fart betrays you like Judas did to Jesus, and causes you to shit yourself.
“Dude I had to shit so bad and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but turns out it was a Judas Fart and I crapped myself.
by DadKum69 July 24, 2021
Get the Judas Fart mug.A pseudonym used by an author who wishes to disassociate him or herself from a written work. The pseudonym is a combination of Judas Iscariot and John Wilkes Booth.
See also Alan Smithee.
See also Alan Smithee.
David Lynch was so pissed off about the extended edition he had the screenplay credit changed to Judas Booth
by jesster79 June 9, 2018
Get the Judas Booth mug.History describe him as one of the greatest disciple ever, who played a critical part in Jesus death and thus the birth of salvation.if It wasn't for him,then the death and ressurection of Jesus wouldn't have happened and thus the freedom from bondage of sin according to Christian would not have occurred and ,finally,there would be no going to heaven .
Dude 1:man,Judas Iscariot was the worst disciple in the Bible
Dude 2:If it wasn't for badass Judas Iscariot himself, the devil would be unleashing a can of whoopass on you in hell right now.He was the best.
Dude 2:If it wasn't for badass Judas Iscariot himself, the devil would be unleashing a can of whoopass on you in hell right now.He was the best.
by Titus rutto March 24, 2018
Get the Judas Iscariot mug.A person you will always deny having intimate relations with or fornicating with because of their grotesque looks or size, a judas pig can be male or female. Most judas pig situations begin at happy hour and involve cheap alcoholic beverages. The encounter with the judas pig will usually cause the victim to shower in scalding hot water and soap in a futile attempt to scrub the judas pig from ones memory. Most std clinics offer discount testing for encounters with judas pigs.
"That girl was a judas pig, I will never admit to hitting it even if my life depended on it." "Stop being a judas pig, I saw you kissing him at the friday's parking lot." "Why are some guys such judas pigs, they will never admit to hooking up with the not so great looking girls?"
by itsoktobeyou May 3, 2013
Get the Judas Pig mug.Just like the iron maiden and the anguish pear, this device was made up for torture museums in the 19th century. Also, the Catholic church never executed anyone. Common myth. Secular courts did as they found an attack on the official religion an attack on the state
by somethingok July 15, 2016
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