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Johaned

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me
by Philjooness April 17, 2022
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Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.
My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.
by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025
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Lars-Johan

Lars-Johan is a guy who is addicted to coffee and Star Wars.
Mxa: Dude, how much coffee are you going to drink?

LJ: I can't help it, I'm a Lars-Johan
by DJ Kkkkajsa November 16, 2017
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karl-johan

An ugly butt tall guy who’s cousin is fat as Fuck
Have you noticed how tall Karl-Johan is?
by Bigdickbill00 March 21, 2018
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Johan

Johan is just your regular guy. Nothing special about him. He plays video games 24/7 and jerks of all day. He is in love with Emilie and thinks about her all the time.
Yo did you see johan at the club last night, he just started at emilie the whole night
by Lol2208 November 22, 2021
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johan deag

A guy that is usually really bad in every video game, especially in Counter Strike
OMG, you're so johan deag
by officialcraven April 24, 2017
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