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jew

1. some 1 who wears a yamica
2. kyle from southpark
3. Darth
1.damnit u jew stop baiting me you are not watching my back
2. WTF weres my damn change
by churchv3 January 12, 2008
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The "real" jews, descendants of the Hebrews, Abraham, Jacob, Moses, from the Old Testament, were annihilated for the most part during the first century A.D.

99% of "white" jews we see today are actually descendants of Khazars, a pagan race that used to live in Khazaria (name changed to Russia today). These Khazars converted to judaism around 740 A.D. The white jews are NOT the blood descendants of Abraham, Jacob or Moses, from the Old Testament. For more info please do some research and read a book called "The Thirteenth Tribe" written by Arthur Koestler, himself a Khazar.

It is sad that the Khazars (who call themselves jews today) are so ashamed of their real ancestors. Shame.
"White jews are descendants of Khazars, a pagan race that used to live in Khazaria (named Russia later)."
by rachelslight February 14, 2007
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How many Jews were killed by Hitler? 6,000,000
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An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason, yet mostly because of failure to supply goods or money, the ideas that jews are stingy.

Also a religion.
Fuck sake toomey your such a jew.

Hi im a jewish man.
by SirPagey May 13, 2008
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The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jews that didn’t become Israelis are deemed to have abandoned the tribe and so shouldn’t be practicing Judaism as that’s the religion of the Israelites/Israelis.
Before the creation of Israel the term jew was relevant but since the creation of Israel the term jew is obsolete.
Any non Israelis practicing Judaism and calling themselves Jews are deceiving themselves and others.
by AnonDoxy January 22, 2023
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Verb, to JEW.

The process by which someone manages to convince a reluctant person to give them something.
Michael has £10 which he was going to give to his son but Josh managed to jew it off him. (Josh has no foreskin)
by Toby_the_5_star_penis. December 18, 2008
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1) Person of Jewish Faith
2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad)
3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass
1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish!
2) Your as money hungry as a Jew!
3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.
by TheGuyStandingBehindYou April 1, 2007
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