DaftusCuntus's definitions

Jew

A common term for a Jehovah's Witness in school yards across the whole of Great Britain. Usually used by ignorant children who know no better or children who wish to degrade a Jehovah's Witness.

Peter - Don't push in the line you stupid Jew!

Michael - I'm a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew.

Peter - Fuck off.

by DaftusCuntus September 26, 2009

Slack

An adjective that describes any orifice that has seen copious amounts of penis or similar object (e.g. broom).

Alan: Good Lord! Your bumhole is extraordinarlily slack, I doubt my penis would even touch the sides.

Jill: What can I say, I like penis.

by DaftusCuntus September 27, 2009