jargen

used to tell someone you dont understand something or someone lingo

"i dont understand all this legal jargen"
"i dont understand big bob's random jargen"

jargen by Toby Mooch September 9, 2005

Jorgen Von Strangle 

(noun) character in The Fairly Odd Parents who has a massive, muscular erect cock that he uses as a secondary wand to bitch slap any fairies in the face.

He also has a lust/love for ten year old Timmy Turner.

"I CAME" said Jorgen Von Strangle, as he flexed his muscular cock in everyone's face.

Jorgen Von Strangle by Penis McGee Gilligan II February 14, 2008

Jergens 

Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.

Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.

Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?

Guy 1 : The world will never know.

Jergens by $moak$takk November 25, 2011

Jurgen Klopp 

The sound warm sour cream makes when it is thrown into a stripper's fedora on stage. Used to mock the absurdity of any situation.

"Don't Jurgen Klopp me when I leave the free clinic, I have choir practice at 6pm.

Jurgen Klopp by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017

Aja Jørgensen 

Hottest mf on the planet

Holy crap dude you're are like a total Aja Jørgensen.

Aja Jørgensen by ItzRedge November 4, 2021

Jurgenfurbling

Mazing through an array of butt-rock and senseless jibber-jabber commonly associated with morning radio.

Theodore's car careened into a combine tractor today, because he was too busy jurgenfurbling, and not watching the road!

Jurgenfurbling by Placebo Nightingale September 24, 2012

Jörgen 

The correct spelling of Pewdiepie's horse in minecraft.

Jörgen, where are you?

Jörgen by Elusia June 29, 2019