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Darkhat Investigative Services

Comprised of many (primarily East Coast) employees, they work around the clock to dig up anything and everything that the world needs to know. Quick and reliable. The majority of their work is done for the betterment of mankind, but they are available to investigate private issues, albeit at a steep fee.

Darkhat Investigators is a top-notch online private investigating firm.
Darkhat Investigative services recently uncovered the fact that W.L. is a complete loser who enjoys making up stories about himself.
by Froggggy April 28, 2013
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insertion sort

1. A sorting algorithm where the sorted array is built one entry at the time.

2. When it is unclear which woman is the most attractive, so you "insert" your penis into each vagina in order to determine its warmth, muscularity and general hoo-ha.
1. My data was arriving in bursts, so the best way of getting it in order was using insertion sort.

2. I now have herpes because I performed insertion sort on too many women last night.
by thestraightman October 17, 2011
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Team Insertion

the act of forcefully shoving & fitting you and your friends penises in someones vagina/anus with a group of 5 or more people. In short, it's called T.I
John: Dude, why is that girl sitting on a bag of Ice?
Mike: Because a bunch of guys performed Team Insertion on her last night.
John: Jesus! How many people?
Mike: About 17. She was going for a world record.
by toomuchshame August 2, 2009
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hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.
Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men
by Boyce toucher 1000 November 30, 2006
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Inversion

When you take a sentence or phrase that someone has said (possibly an insult) and twist it back around to insult or threaten them.

Sometimes extremely funny, other times extremly lame. Lame when you just switch the subject (Example 1) and ultra-hilarious when used against figures of authority (Example 2).
1. Cody: Henry, your entire family is gay.
Henry: No, your entire family is gay!

2. Mr. Kostick: Nate, move to the other side of the room. Leave Aric alone, he actually has ambition of passing this class.
Nate Godin: I have ambition of throwing a chair at your head.
Anthony: Good inversion, Nathan. (Not actually said)
by Anthony St.Pierre June 11, 2006
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Insertion Of Ween

The act of inserting one's ween (penis) into something.
"Was that an Insertion Of Ween?"
by weenqueen April 4, 2010
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fuck insertion

Inserting any form of the word fuck into another word, to add emphasis.
Insert just before the accented sylable in the original word.
I got fired today! Unfuckingbelievable!
Q: You wanna fuck? A: Absofuckinglutely!
Both are examples of the "fuck insertion".
by Drewsski October 8, 2008
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