injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.

“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 22, 2023

caoimhphysical injury

karma sutra muscle injury, caused by not strectching or warming up

Dave was embarrased by his caoimhphysical injury to his hamstring, caused by not stretching before trying position 49

by motherucker1 June 25, 2009

knee injury

Alex Morgan's Unborn Baby, named Janice Jr

Who would've known that Alex's Knee Injury came with an announcement and a gender reveal

by Tobinho October 26, 2019

Adam's Injury

The act of injuring one's self while attempting to demonstrate how someone would get a spinal injury.

Doc: We've got another Adam's injury in the ER

Nurse: What a dick head

by Pseudo Paramedic June 13, 2017

Head Injury

When you hit your head.

Hollow Knight: Moth damn it I got a head injury.
Hornet: You good?
Hollow Knight: No.

by Blarshtabyangthoh February 9, 2021

groin injury

An injury to your nut sack.

“We’re gonna take an tv time out as #21 has suffered a groin injury”

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

IT band injury

any of various injuries accrued in a mosh pit where you and your nerd buddies are playing virtual instruments on their blackberries in lieu of a band.

Leon "Dudes, I just went to Mike's sweet party and there were a bunch of nerds from the IT department there playing the Star Wars Theme Song on their Blackberries, and I was totally rocking out and hit my head on Mike's pocket protector and it bled everywhere.

Other dudes, much more cool than Leon "Dang, man, sounds like a pretty bad IT band injury."

by Burgelflurg April 1, 2009