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penal injection

The act of blowing air through the pee hole in a mans penis for sexual pleasure
I know this idiot whos only way of sexual pleasure is penal injection
by Robbie J June 10, 2003
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l'injection chaud de boeuf

directly translated from French: 'Hot Injection of beef'
Probably intended to be a translation of the expression 'hot beef injection', which refers to the insertion of a penis into one of the bodily orifices.
Avez-vous vu l'injection chaud de boeuf? Cette injection était chaude en eustie les gars. Voullez-vous un peu de beuf pour vos troubles? Directement dans le pêteux? Vous êtes dégeux.
by glenner7979 August 2, 2006
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Texas Eye Injection

the act of putting a penis on the womens eye and rubbing it around until the man ejaculates. after that the man then farts in the womens cum eye to create a blurry excruciating sensation on the womens eye
The Texas Eye Injection is more fun than it sounds. Its even better than watching a unicorn and a t-rex giving each other head.
by cum aid123 April 12, 2011
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fart injection threshold

The Fart Injection Threshold (FIT) is the exact pressure necessary for a person's "hiney" which is properly and securely mated with a cloth surface (couch, car seat, pillow, etc.) to break through the somewhat permeable fabric with flatulence. If one cheek of said hiney is higher than the other or your pelvis is tilted, the fart will fail to penetrate the fabric barrier and thus pass through the choad channel and dust the back of your testies.
1. Last week I had to put plastic on my couch because some bad children broke into my house and fumigated my furniture. Good thing scientists have yet to discover how to break the Fart Injection Threshold of 3,000 Mil plastic.

2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
by Dr.FartScientist May 4, 2017
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lethal injection

Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.
Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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Injectitintomyveins

Used to express excitement for taking the coronavirus vaccine
Nurse: You're next
Me: Yessss, injectitintomyveins
by TheHummingbird February 1, 2021
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Dutch Injection

When a person farts near the air intake of a CPAP machine, forcing the fart air through their nose. The CPAP version of a dutch oven.
Jesus man... I had really bad gas last night and I woke up choking after I gave myself a dutch injection.
by JupiterCries December 23, 2016
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