Infantite

an infinite number of babies

Two people on a date:

Bartholomew: how many kids do you want?

Sandra: infantite!

by crazyforcats December 7, 2018

Infant school

A nice filler time to play and do nowt for like 3 years while u mature from age 4-6 . U also need to collect Pokemon’s to be cool and have friends .

Andrew : wanna trade Pokemon’s??
Josh: wot u got ?
Andrew: a CHARAZARD !!!

Josh : already got it (walks away feeling in top of the world )

Andrew : but now I’m cool bc I’m in infant school with Pokemon’s right ??!?

Josh : get on my level then talk to me( flicks his hair and feels like a boss )

by Eliza Nic December 9, 2019

Infant Bail Out

When you or your brother/sister commits tell on brother over them telling on you thinking it will cancel out the negatives for you.

Infant Bail Out is what cowards do

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 16, 2021

infant inhaler

Man who inhales cum at extreme speeds

“Damn bro mark was such an infant inhaler last night”

“What”

by AirBudFan29 May 9, 2022

Infant Dookie

Adjective: (1) A nicer way of saying "little shit" to somebody

Person 1: You're being so annoying today. Stop being such an infant dookie you little shit.

by Akihoe May 10, 2023

fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks

Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!

Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

infant

1. n One who knows little. 2. n one who removes their own pants in public regardless of the presence of others. 3. n one who acts immature.

The two year old brother of a sixteen year old high school female strips on the kitchen table while her friends are over. This is an infant.

by !xobile !xobile June 12, 2006