indexed myself

When your index finger pokes through toilet paper and impacts your rectum area while you are wiping yourself clean after a bowel movement.

Sorry I took so long, I totally indexed myself in there and I had to wash my hands twice.

by WVMike March 25, 2016

Turkey Induced Coma

Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas

"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."

by TooSick4U November 26, 2009

Hook Index

As it relates to television series, the hook index is the average number of episodes one must watch before they are committed to watching the rest of the series. For instance, Breaking Bad may have a hook index of 3. Meaning, you have to make it through episode three in order to really stay with the series (mostly because of the icky bathtub scene from episode 2.

Parks and Recreation has a hook index of 6. Because it was so similar to The Office, views drastically declined in the first season until the last episode (6) where "Despite the low rating, "Rock Show" received the best reviews of the season and convinced some critics that the series had finally found the right tone."

by RichardNavarrete June 4, 2019

COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)

a mental disorder marked by alternating periods of deep depression and extreme “I guess I’m okay”-ness while sheltering in place during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

Chris: Have you noticed anything different about Ross? He’s been really unpredictable and acting nat-shit crazy ever since the shelter-in-place order went into effect.

Naomi: Dood, he clearly suffers from COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)!

by pantaloonsareback April 16, 2020

AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing)

Incessant or panicked rushing. The crippling need to be three hours early to everything.

Jason, panicked and anxious, arrives to a 7:00pm movie at 4:30pm sharp due to excessive AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing). His parents, who also suffer from AIR, arrive to the airport for their 2:00pm flight no later than 8:00am to ensure they make it through security.

by SDair2018 January 16, 2018

Industrial Design

A degree you can get at a university that may or may not land you a job after 4 years of no sleep, no food, and no fucking money, all while working your ass off and being told that all your ideas are shit.

Industrial Design: It's not for everyone.

by Aaagh January 20, 2009

Boner Inducing

Something that is just so hot it gives you a boner despite your greatest efforts to prevent it.

Mike: I just saw a picture of Mudkip's dad naked!

Jim: Wow, that is so boner inducing. Now I don't need to take a Viagra! :D

by Greg427 January 13, 2009