Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020

sink it in one

the process of ripping a bong or pipe hit in one breath and finishing the entire thing

Did you see Niko rip that bong before?
Yeah he managed to sink it in one

by gandalf326 August 10, 2017

Louisiana Hole In One

When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.

Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”

by Tboner310 May 13, 2021

Done in one

the act of achieving a win or epic win and simultaneously being the first poster in a comment thread or forum

Headline: When the headline includes "New Jersey mom," "blows" and "39" - that's a clickin'

First post: (picture of Randall Graves) In a row?
Second post: done in one

by Fate's Destiny October 9, 2011

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011

A Hole in One

This describes someone was fucking a girl and nuts in one pump

"I was fucking Michelle and I just blew it, I was a hole in one."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

cock in one's mouth

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

by Lauren February 6, 2003