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there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007
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In Real Life

A show with teens 12-14 years old who compete in real life experiences.
This show is in its 3rd season.
"OMG In Real Life is on!"
"It's an ok show, dude."
by personqwerty123456789 November 5, 2011
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In My Life

A somber song by The Beatles about old friends who have come and gone.
There are places I remember
All my life, though some have changed

Some forever, not for better

Some have gone and some remain

All these places have their moments

With lovers and friends that I can still recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I love them all

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more

In my life, I love you more
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 3, 2022
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life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be
You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet
by Felanko July 9, 2018
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Life in Paradise

a roblox game where all the online daters say "123 FOR GF" or "123 FOR BF". some online daters are found in the game. you can make them break up if you have admin commands if you are a popular youtuber (which i bet you aren't). you turn yourself invisible. go inside their house. go to their location. make their bf force to say "I HATE YOU!" or "You look ugly" or "Your clothes look so lame" and over 9,000 insults you can come up with. Until their gf breaks up

Moving on. You can also adopt a baby in baby strollers and throw them in the water for the lulz
Person: Adopts a baby in Life in Paradise. 2 minutes later. Nevermind. (throws in water)
Person 2: WAAAAAAAAA. *drowns*
by caughtin8k June 6, 2023
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Life in general

“Life in general is what you are.” - Baby Yoda.
by SahaibP March 9, 2024
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Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.
‘where my victory royale
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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