Only given to people who have iPhones. Basically iPhones are so cool that people who have them are also really cool, and people dont mess with people who are cool and have iPhones, so people who have iPhones have iPhone Immunity. It protects you from almost everything except for natural death. Ghetto fools wont mess with you because they wish they were you. Friday the 13th wont mess with you because you are too cool to get unlucky on Friday the 13th. So if you want to have iPhone Immunity, get an iPhone. It works for iPhone, iPhone 3G, iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, and iPhone 4S.
by LOLTurtles January 14, 2012
Weekend immune system got me dead
by rootentootenputin February 24, 2019
A term that's often misunderstood because stupid people can't tell the difference between "qualified" and "absolute".
In the United States, qualified immunity is a legal principle that grants government officials performing discretionary functions immunity from civil suits (< two very important words right there) unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated "clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known".
So you can't sue that cop as a way to get back at him because he pulled you over for going 75 mph in a 55 zone. Or because he arrested you for drinking and driving even though you didn't wanna be arrested.
Qualified immunity does NOT prevent police officers from being charged with crimes (get this through your thick skull), nor does it prevent people from suing the departments the police officers work for.
In the United States, qualified immunity is a legal principle that grants government officials performing discretionary functions immunity from civil suits (< two very important words right there) unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated "clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known".
So you can't sue that cop as a way to get back at him because he pulled you over for going 75 mph in a 55 zone. Or because he arrested you for drinking and driving even though you didn't wanna be arrested.
Qualified immunity does NOT prevent police officers from being charged with crimes (get this through your thick skull), nor does it prevent people from suing the departments the police officers work for.
Idiot: "Hey, did you hear about that cop who shot an innocent man 200 times? I heard he got away with the murder because of qualified immunity."
Guy with common sense: "That's not how qualified immunity works... at all."
Idiot: "But... some guy on Twitter said it, so it must be true!"
Guy with common sense: "That's not how qualified immunity works... at all."
Idiot: "But... some guy on Twitter said it, so it must be true!"
by absolute qualification January 17, 2021
The ability of old men to molest women by performing actions that would get younger men thrown in jail. But because old men "don't know better" women find it funny, cute and flattering and embrace it openly - likely because they know the man molesting them doesn't have a functioning penis.
Grandpa was clearly utilizing his Old Man Immunity when he was hitting on the waitress and grabbed her ass in jest.
by WindBoner January 21, 2012
On December 19th, if you literally just exist, it grants full immunity to Fur-Day. This is so the people who do not wish to partake in the furry "fandom" wish to commit suicide and bring the global intelligence level down dramatically.
Bob: Dude tomorrows Fur-Day!
Steve: Don't worry, its Fur-Day immunity-Day, we got nothing to worry about
Bob: Oh thank fuck
Steve: Don't worry, its Fur-Day immunity-Day, we got nothing to worry about
Bob: Oh thank fuck
by simply helpful December 16, 2020
A phrase used to point out when someone makes an incredibly false and/or ignorant statement while honestly believing it to be true.
by Benny Dee December 8, 2010
This can be screen shotted to be immune to this day's affects. Wether its muting to banning for 1 day. However, only the first 10% (just divide the amount of people in the discord server by 10) percent of the amount of member's in the server can use this. However the person promises not to ping, or call the mods when they need them. Anybody who does will be directly muted/banned for the entire day. Also mods don't ignore this, this is a desperate attempt to be saved.
I have used this screenshot of Immunity to Discord Mod Day to prevent myself from the effects of it.
by Jack Big Nicholson December 10, 2020