ikea furniture

The act two penis owners may carry out that consists of a double ended sounding rod being inserted into both aforementioned penises, connecting the two penises together like a wooden peg might connect ikea furniture

"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"

"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"

"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"

"....what?"

by Rudy Spagootie July 10, 2018

Ikela

The sweetest, kindest, most gentle girl you'll ever meet. She is so fun and active and social. She is yet to be discovered by the dance business. She is so amazing!

Ikela is so helpful and adorable!

by lala2910385748345215 March 10, 2015

IKEA

Swedish word for particle board.

Also The name of a furniture store that sells junk.

I just got a shelf made out of particle board from IKEA it came in a flat box and was in a thousand pieces, it took me an hour to put the damn thing together but at least it lasted two weeks.

by paulgar December 23, 2008

Ikea Miser

Any person who is too greedy to pay delivery charges for their junk bought at Ikea. A person who would rather spend 2 hours in store buying junk then spend 6 hours trying to fit all the flat pack boxes into their cars.

Long Suffering Male: This lot wil never fit into the car.
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006

Ieyasu

A person that gets TSWulf's sloppy seconds of men pretending to be woman on the internet.

Hey, you see that ieyasu? Yea, that guy with the ugly ass dude pretending to be a chick.

by Propane January 19, 2004

IKEA

A Swedish restaurant, with an additional shopping centre for furniture.

IKEA has the best Swedish meatballs.

by dinopwn February 1, 2015

IKEA monkey

1. An adorable pet monkey who escaped from a locked crate in a locked vehicle and appeared in the parking lot of the Toronto IKEA store, wearing a miniature faux-shearling coat, and spawning an internet meme and a nearly universal desire to buy a monkey, slap a diaper on it, and dress it up.

2. Darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an IKEA store in Toronto in December 2012.

3. An act of extreme escapism.

Person 1: I can't stand going to IKEA with all of those unruly, unrestrained toddlers running around!

Person 2: Yeah, they're worse behaved than the IKEA monkey.

Person 1: Oh god, I'm committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens' poems.

Person 2: You'd better get your IKEA monkey on!

by CilantroLeaf December 19, 2012