Someone irrelevant

Irrelevant solos The Debating community.
He never lost any debate and he transcends all reality.

Rasan still beats him though.

Rasan beats someone irrelevant

by Truzen March 6, 2021

Reverse Self Irrigator

A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.

Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator

by ISStudent July 26, 2012

Irritable Jowel Syndrome

A chronic disease suffered by a good friend of mine. Symptoms include yakking it up when he should be keeping his pie-hole shut.

Ken:Hey Norm, remember the time you, me & the 3 Mormon chicks....
Norm: Hey Ken, STFU! My wife's right here and doesn't need to hear about how I banged that Morman every day for 2 straight months in a row! You f*ing have irritable jowel syndrome, dude~~

by Bangboy December 26, 2009

irrevocable

An adjective:
Incapable of being changed or called back.

He had called me stupid and tried to take back those words, but to me, they were irrevocable.

by gr4mm4rg33k December 10, 2010

Irregular Americans

The politically correct term used to refer to circus freaks.

"I even helped a whole town of circus freaks — dammit, you're not supposed to call them 'freaks' — Irregular Americans."

by Solo Amadeus October 24, 2022

irrational fear

Something that scares the living shit out of you that isn't going to kill/hurt/maim you. Just grow a pair, deal with it, and move on. You can thank me later.

Rational fears:
1. That BIG fucking dog that accidentally got out of the neighbor's yard...AGAIN!
2. Ramifications of telling your boss to go fuck himself (or herself.)

Irrational fears:
1. Asking a guy/girl on a date. (OK, she says no, maybe laughs a little...tells her friend, who post it on...OK, maybe this is a rational fear!)
2. Getting screwed by a leprechaun. (Leprechauns have such small dicks...so I've been told.)

by StevieTheOldFrigginFart July 26, 2014

Irrumabo et Pedigabo

The 'classiest' way to tell someone that you're going to fuck them up. Latin students use the term to evoke confusion in others and also to evoke their superiority complex in having all-powerful knowledge of a dead language.

In Latin, it translates to "I will sodomize you and face-fuck you."

It can be found in the poem Catullus 16.

Kyle: "The fuck are you doing over here sitting on your thumb?"
Nick: "SHUT UP KYLE! You're always bullying me and I've had it!"
Kyle: "You're asking for it when you do stupid shit like that."
Nick: "IRRUMABO ET PEDIGABO, bitch!"
*fight ensues*

by scfag April 24, 2016